SOS

If there are any animal acitvists out there, please help me!! And hurry!! Any PETA members out there? I'm an extremely well behaved German Shepherd, named Trooper, living in a house full of nuts. There I was, one day, minding my own business when all the sudden those two crazy boys came running into my room. Well, the whole house is mine, though, I have a hard time training those morons. And we are going to come to BLOWS over my access to the kitchen! I was lying on my bed with my stuffed bear, Yogi, and those goofy boys came running into the room. Shut the door so I couldn't escape. They trapped me and made me wear that ugly orange shirt. WHO picked that out??? And then they took pictures of me. Oh, the humiliation!! They even made a video. I'll post it later. And that is only the tip of the iceberg. I'm such a good dog. I wait on the porch for them to get off the bus. I treat them so well and THIS is the thanks I get???? Uh-oh, I think someone is coming. Please help me! Don't leave a poor dog here to live through this torture.